12:06 <Internet_Bound20> LT
12:06 <Internet_Bound20> real fast
12:06 <&LinkTetra> IB
12:06 <Internet_Bound20> got stuff to tell you
12:06 <&LinkTetra> Yeah
12:08 <SKIPDX00> same old story
12:08 <SKIPDX00> go get food
12:09 <&LinkTetra> no skip
12:09 <&LinkTetra> IB had a good story this time
12:09 <&LinkTetra> I lol'd a lot.
12:09 <+demetecleaver> wut's IB's story?
12:10 <+demetecleaver> i know it involves him not getting laid!
12:12 <&LinkTetra> actually
12:12 <&LinkTetra> You'd be surprised
12:12 <&LinkTetra> IB you should tell demete
12:12 <Internet_Bound20> its awful LT :p
12:13  * demetecleaver is curious now!
12:13 <Internet_Bound20> demetecleaver, just think of waysi n which i could fail even harder than not getting any
12:13 <Internet_Bound20> :p
12:13 <+demetecleaver> you spent the entire night hitting on a guy who you didn't realize was a guy because he was wearing a good costume!
12:14 <Internet_Bound20> haha
12:14 <Internet_Bound20> there was a guy dressed as a chick at one of the parties i went to who i had to triple take
12:14 <Internet_Bound20> i was like "who is that?" "wait wtf" "WTF"
12:14 <Internet_Bound20> :p
12:14 <SKIPDX00> was that the ugly chick you almost laid?
12:14 <Internet_Bound20> no :p
12:28 <+TOH> IB, I demand the story
12:28 <Kaichu1> Because they need a lot of it.
12:28 <Sless> I need to get some food.
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> You will also gain the buff Honor of the Dead, which will change you into either Catrina or Chapman for 12 hours. Why exactly? I don't know. Who cares, I'm a druid and I'll lose the shapeshift in a matter of
                         seconds, right?
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12:30 <Internet_Bound20> haha
12:30 <dest> hohoho
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> dest
12:30 <&typobox43> that looks suspiciously unlike a story
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> laughing at..... "You will also gain the buff Honor of the Dead, which will change you into either Catrina or Chapman for 12 hours. Why exactly? I don't know. Who cares, I'm a druid and I'll lose the shapeshift
                         in a matter of seconds, right?"
12:30 <dest> IB
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> :p
12:30 <Sless> IB
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> what
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> this story is bad
12:30 <Sless> what
12:30 <Internet_Bound20> like, its such an epic failure
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> even for me
12:31 <+TOH> And it's exactly why we need to hear it
12:31 <dest> IB, did you get laid?
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> no dest
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> and that's not the epic failure
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> its why i didn't get laid
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> that is
12:31 <dest> cops again?
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> haha a few parties got busted
12:31 <Internet_Bound20> but that isn't why :p
12:32 <dest> did you run out of roofies
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> so i get this pretty ugly chick in bed
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> making out, etc
12:32 <dest> pretty ugly eh
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> and i'm like "well whatever i'm drunk who cares lets just fucking do this and get rid of this virgin curse forever"
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> note: i didnt' actually say that
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> i thought it :p
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> and so start stripping down
12:32 <Internet_Bound20> i do uh, some stuff to her
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> she's like "LETS DO THIS" (not really but i don't remember what she did say)
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> i'm like OK
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> i get the condom on
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> i move in for the kill
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> and i miss the goal
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> repeatedly
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> we try about a thousand positions
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> and no one in that room was able to get from point a to point b
12:33 <&typobox43> it's like a magnetic repulsion
12:33 <+TOH> Divine intervention
12:33 <Internet_Bound20> yeah seriously :|
12:34 <dest> this sounds fake :|
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> no, it was real
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> unfortunately
12:34 <+TOH> The question is, was it a blessing or a curse?
12:34 <dest> were you just really drunk?
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> it also didn't help that the condom wasnt' the right size
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> and fell off about 50 times
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> dest, that and we were both virgins
12:34 <Internet_Bound20> or so she said
12:34 <&LinkTetra> If it was that hard to get it in, probably :P
12:34 <&LinkTetra> Unless you just fail -that- badly
12:35 <@Hero> I'd say it's a little of both
12:35 <Kaichu1> <Internet_Bound20> and no one in that room was able to get from point a to point b <- How many people were in the room?
12:35 <Kaichu1> :0|
12:35 <Internet_Bound20> just me and her, i think
12:35 <&LinkTetra> also why does my milk taste like rum
12:35 <Kaichu1> jesus christ ib
12:35 <Internet_Bound20> i read cum
12:35 <&LinkTetra> I'm not sure if it's me or if someone didn't wash this cup
12:35 <luigiman> typobox43 spiked it.
12:35 <Kaichu1> jesus christ ib
12:35 <Internet_Bound20> but yeah, it failed
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> and so, i was pretty disappointed, etc last night
12:36 <luigiman> It ddin't failt.
12:36 <luigiman> You failed.
12:36 <Sporks> Loser!
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> but reflecting back, i'm not mad at all
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> and i chalk it up to "wasn't meant to be" etc
12:36 <&typobox43> I'm glad IB's here so I don't have to be the one telling stories!
12:36 <Kaichu1> I call bullshit on half of this story
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> [11:36] <Sporks> Loser! <--- that hurts :|
12:36 <dest> so typo, how drunk did you get
12:36 <Kaichu1> IB, there wasn't anyone else there, was there?
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> no kai, its all real
12:36 <+TOH> More stories? Bring it
12:36 <&typobox43> not at all :p
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> seriously. :p
12:36 <dest> loser
12:36 <luigiman> I think it was actually a guy.
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> i don't think so kai
12:36 <dest> it's halloween
12:36 <&typobox43> I was the bus driver :|
12:36 <Internet_Bound20> no it was a chick
12:36 <luigiman> IT WAS PHONE
12:36 <dest> you're that old chick? :O
12:36 <&typobox43> .
12:37 <&typobox43> no.
12:37 <+TOH> He's Otto
12:37 <Kaichu1> brb, erasing memory
12:37 <&typobox43> kaichu, share your methodology
12:37 <dest> So IB, I'm pretty sure you were just trying to spear the whale over and over.
12:37 <Kaichu1> Typo, I'm gonna hit myself in the head with a printer.
12:37 <&typobox43> hm
12:38 <+TOH> Are you sure there WAS a hole?
12:38 <&typobox43> sounds a little... untargeted
12:38 <+TOH> I think that is the issue.
12:38 <Kaichu1> Also IB
12:38 <Kaichu1> If you think there may have been other people
12:38 <dest> also
12:38 <Kaichu1> The possiblity of pics emerges
12:38 <dest> no one made a joke about the condom size
12:38 <dest> hurrdurr;
12:38 <Kaichu1> dest, too easy
12:39 <dest> the whole event was too easy
12:39 <Kaichu1> Need some football. Now.
12:40 <dest> favre?
12:40 <Sporks> I heard favre is awesome, but much of the team was lazy, injured, or just not playing well.  glad they said goodbye to dh, tho. or pent or pent, soup
12:44 <&LinkTetra> omg
12:44 <&LinkTetra> my roommates stole another shopping cart
12:44 <&LinkTetra> rofl
12:44 <&LinkTetra> we now have 3 in our garage
12:45 <Cloud> .
12:45 <SKIPDX00> time to grease up the wheels, decorate 'em and RACE DOWN A HILL
12:45 <&LinkTetra> yup skip
12:45 <dest> I have a few pylons from south dakota in my trunk that a friend of mine stole while we were out there.
12:45 <&LinkTetra> We need one more first
12:45 <SKIPDX00> BUILD ADDITIONAL PYLONS
12:45 <&LinkTetra> Low upkeep
12:46 <dest> oh wow that was two years ago
12:47 <SKIPDX00> BIG THINK BIG
12:47 <dest> skip btw, send me brutal legend
12:47 <SKIPDX00> friend is borrowing it
12:47 <luigiman> No, send me Brutal Legend
12:47 <dest> he's not your real friend
12:47 <luigiman> And whatever system it is for.
12:47 <dest> I am!
12:47 <Sporks> good, I was scared there for a minute
12:47 <Internet_Bound20> [11:37] <dest> So IB, I'm pretty sure you were just trying to spear the whale over and over. <---- lol she wasn't that fat
12:47 <Internet_Bound20> just ugly
12:47 <dest> pics?
12:47 <Sporks> That is a photoshop. I can tell by te pixils and because I have done many photoshops in my time.
12:47 <SKIPDX00> they all look the same in the dark, ib
12:48 <dest> that wasn't helping his accuracy problem,skip
12:48 <luigiman> We don't need IB and an ugly chick to reproduce.
12:48 <Internet_Bound20> none?
12:48 <Sporks> someone said none is showing up on mine either
12:48 <SKIPDX00> i think it's time to finish KH
12:48 <SKIPDX00> ONCE AND FOR ALL
12:50 <dest> heh, there's a facebook group thing called Not Playing Farmville
12:52 <SKIPDX00> old'd
12:52 <dest> skip how could you shave your beard
12:53 <SKIPDX00> speaking of old
12:53 <SKIPDX00> it grew back in like 5 days
12:53 <luigiman> Oh hey skip, when'd you join #nintendo, I don't remember you ever being here.
12:53 <+TOH> NO SHAVE NOVEMBER
12:54 <luigiman> It's no shower November.
12:54 <SKIPDX00> also whats sad is that my girlfriend's mom plays farmville and farmtown as much as half this channel plays wow
12:54 <dest> half of us already do no shower months
12:54 <SKIPDX00> @quote 760
12:54 <&TEC> Quote #760 (64% [25]):
12:54 <&TEC> <Angelbacon> ib pretends to go shower so he can masterbate
12:54 <&TEC> <Internet_Bound20> its true :(
12:54 <SKIPDX00> god that will never get old
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12:56 <dest> holy shit
12:56 <dest> someone dressed up as gumby
12:56 <&LinkTetra> I saw like 3 waldos last night
12:56 <&LinkTetra> also a giant group of bananas
12:56 <luigiman> Someone dressed up as Mod Mario.
12:56 <&LinkTetra> and I'M ON A BOAT
12:56 <dest> I didn't realize waldo was that popular
12:56 <luigiman> I'M IN A BOX
12:56 <&LinkTetra> bunch of mario groups, too.
12:56 <MSY> i saw some kid with a huge google homepage dangling from his neck
12:56 <Harklan> i saw a waldo at fan expo
12:57 <&LinkTetra> typo's costume was pretty win
12:57 <Internet_Bound20> oh my god
12:57 <Sporks> oh my god are you guys still arguing over this... I think
12:57 <&LinkTetra> He pulled it off really well. :p